Machine Gun Etiquette

The Damned Machine Gun Etiquette Lyrics
1.Love Song

(lyrics scabies, music captain)

I'll be the ticket if you're my collector

I've got the fare if you're my inspector

I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter

I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter

(chorus)

Just for you here's a love song

Just for you here's a love song

And it makes me glad to say

It's been a lovely day

And it's okay

I'll be the mail, you'll be the guard

I'll be the ink on your season ticket card

I'll be the rubbish, you'll be the bin

I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin

(chorus)

(chorus)

Its okay

Its okay


2.Second Time Around

I remember what you said, second time around

Don't you wish that we were dead, second time around

Now its time for you to see, second time around

What your love so did for me, second time around

Really famous stinking rich, second time around

Straight up there without a hitch, second time around

I remember what you said, second time around

Don't you wish that we were dead, second time around

No more getting pushed around, second time around

Back to haunt you with our sound, second time around


3.I Just Can't Be Happy Today

I just can't be happy today

I just can't be happy today

A lot of you know

Theres not a smile

Thers no feeling bad

Without feeling fine

Thers a price on your head

Nobody sighed when justice is read

I just can't be happy today

I just can't be happy today

They're closing the schools

They're burning the books

The church is in ruins

The priests hang on hooks

The radios been banned

The army's in power

The devil commands

Illegal to dance

Forbidden to cry

You do what you're toldyou never ask why

Ignore all those fools

They don't understand

We make our own rules

I just can't be happy today

I just can't be happy today

I just can't be happy

Just can't be happy

Just can't be happy today

I just can't be happy

Just can't be happy

Just can't be happy today


4.Melody Lee

Melody lee, a broken mind and a broken dream

I bust the speed to change your heart

Your life was cruel they called it art

Melody lee, you need a mirror to set you free

It won't be kinda cheap tomorrow

If you hide any sorrow

Melody lee, you gotta find your secret enemy

You're on the road with nowhere to go

If you die someone to know

Forget your heart, you need not stay

A second longer than today


5.Antipope

I'm going down to church tonight

Just like back when i was eight

But i don't mean to pray

I'm gonna nick myself a collection plate

(chorus)

I'v got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

They're ignorant, i don't understand

A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the fellows of hope

As you know i used to go there myself

But for the day became antipope

Theres gonna be some fun tonight

The spreading is around the town

The vicars a transvestite

With a freanch veroyalty gowns

(chorus)

Religion doesn't mean a thing

Its just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I don't dig that all the way

(chorus)


6.These Hands

These are the hands of a demented circus clown

Outside i'm laughing but inside i'm really wearing a frown

I see you laughing at me

But baby in my dreams

Its quite a different scene

Chasing you through the night with my hands oh virginess

Funny how everything seems to make me colliette

I find i'm laughing at you

And if you are turning blue

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ho ho ho


7.Plan 9 Channel 7

She plays her mouth into a smile

And offers that he stay a while

Two hearts that beat as one

And eyes that hardly ever saw the sun

Hollywood babbles on

She lays a wreath of lilies on his grave

His flame gone along with the love he never gave

Not to be seduced by those red lips

Two dimensional comic clips

Hollywood babbles on,

On and on and on and on.

(chorus)

Channel 7, eyeshades of grey

Too close but two worlds away

Plan 9, her domain

Too close but two worlds away... they say

(repeat)

Step into the night.


8.Noise Noise Noise

At 7am on a brand new day

I'm gonna start it in the perfect way

Put the greatest record on

I kick the dog, i kick the cat

Insult my mum insult my dad

Sing out loud and sing along

(chorus)

We say noise is for heroes (heroes)

Leave the music for zeroes (zeroes)

Noise noise noise is for heroes (heroes)

Oh yeah

I'm down the pub and the time is one

Hit the jukebox for my favourite song

Gonna turn it up too loud

Have a couple of games of pool

Argue with a drunken fool

Have a beer with the usual crowd

(chorus)

Its noise that makes the world go round

I can't survive without that sound

The sound torments me

Its 8 o'clock down the church hall

I've enough amplifiers 6 feet tall

Gonna turn them up full blast

The vicar waves his arms and looks absurd

The noise drowns out his godly words

And he can't get out too fast

(chorus)

Noise noise noise (x7)


9.Looking At You

When it happened, something snapped inside me

Made me wanna hide

All on my own, all on my own

I stood up on the stand my eyes shut tight

Didn't wanna see anybody

Feeling alright, having a good time heh

Doing alright, doing alright

Doing alright, doing alright

I saw into the dancing crowd

Felt like screaming out loud

I saw you standing there

Saw your long, your long hair yeah

Opened up my eyes baby

You made me realise what i wanna do now

I wanna do now babe, looking at you

Looking at you babe, looking at you

Looking at you, looking at you baby

You baby (x6)

Yeah yeah

(repeat verse 2) (with 9 extra 'you baby' s)


10.Liar

Theres not a word of truth in anything that i say

I don't really want to listen till they go away

I haven't finished and i never cry

If you ask me why, i just lie

(chorus)

I'm a liar, liar, i never tell the truth (x2)

I tell you how to feel and why it is

And when and or if you don't want to give

I love spending hours watching television

I saw a dance, lights, room and a fall and your bright red
politician

(chorus)

I smoked your last cigarette i say that someone else did

I send your mum to the vet and find out your sisters brilliant

You ask me why, i just lie

I'm a liar, liar

I'm gonna be the biggest liar in the world

I'll be so good you'll believe every word

I could even make you believe adolf hitler

Send him to azurre for the winter

(chorus)


11.Smash It Up(Pt 2)

We've been crying now for much too long

And now we're gonna dance to a different song

Gonna sream and shout til my dying breath

Gonna smash it up til theres nothing left

(chorus)

Oooh ooh smash it up, smash it up, smash it up

Oooh ooh smash it up, smash it up, smash it up

People call me villain oh its such a shame

Maybe its my clothes must be to blame

I don't even care if i look a mess

Don't wanna be a sucker like all the rest

(chorus)

Smash it up (x5)

Smash it up, you can keep your krishna burgers

Smash it up, and your glastonbury hippies

Smash it up, you can stick your frothy lager

Smash it up, and your blow wave hairstyles

(repeat verse 1)

(chorus)

And everybodys smashing things now

I said everybodys smashing things now yeah